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Jun. 21st, 2025 01:24 amAccountability Post
I've claimed a pinch hit with a very close due date. I need to write 500 words tonight to be on track, and 1k would be ideal. Even better would be if I wrote TWO fics so that the niche kink the prompter's letter made me think of isn't their only gift.
So the dream is that I complete a bit of weird, kinky porn (that DOES seem in line with their stated preferences) as well as a meaty bit of fluff for the same ship.
Below I've listed rewards to lure myself into doing it.
If I write the first sentence of each fic, I get half a strawberry Pop-Tart.
If I write 250 words, spread across either document, I get to watch one (1) Taskmaster task.
If I get to 300 words in any one document, I get the second half of the Pop-Tart.
If I get to 500 words, spread across either document, I get to watch another Taskmaster task.
If I get to the actual sex part of the porn fic, I get ice cream AND a Taskmaster task.
If I get to 750 words in any one document, I get the whole remaining Pop-Tart in the package.If I get to 1K, spread across either document, Taskmaster task and long break.
I'll update as I go, but I do not have long at all and it's already a pinch hit! So feel free to poke me in the comments if I don't show signs of life.
I've claimed a pinch hit with a very close due date. I need to write 500 words tonight to be on track, and 1k would be ideal. Even better would be if I wrote TWO fics so that the niche kink the prompter's letter made me think of isn't their only gift.
So the dream is that I complete a bit of weird, kinky porn (that DOES seem in line with their stated preferences) as well as a meaty bit of fluff for the same ship.
Below I've listed rewards to lure myself into doing it.
If I write 250 words, spread across either document, I get to watch one (1) Taskmaster task.
If I get to 300 words in any one document, I get the second half of the Pop-Tart.
If I get to 500 words, spread across either document, I get to watch another Taskmaster task.
If I get to the actual sex part of the porn fic, I get ice cream AND a Taskmaster task.
If I get to 750 words in any one document, I get the whole remaining Pop-Tart in the package.
Step one (Complete) Set up my docs with their requests + added data from prior stalking of their AO3 and social media profiles. Now to read a few of their oneshots with the pairing to get a sense of how they see the characters.
Step two (Complete) Read the [Fandom] fics they said were their favorites they've written in a social media post. Writing time!
Well. Guess who SEVERELY underestimated herself? I wrote 992 words in the first writing session, all for one fic. They're going to fuck in both fics, I've decided, but fic #2 will be more of a softcore fuck I'm certain the recipient will like. In light of my failure to estimate my capabilities, I will eat one Pop-Tart and watch one Taskmaster task, reserving the other rewards for when I'm further along in the second fic.
1.8K now, still all in fic #2, which was meant to be the backup. At least I'm solidly in the clear? Obviously I've not gotten to the actual sex. I'm going to eat another Pop-Tart. Fuck it.
Finally started fic #1 lmao. It's at 742 words and I AM at the actual sex. It's designed to actually stay around 1k, because I've learned from the behemoth fic #2 is threatening to become. I call that a Taskmaster break.
Fic #2 (you remember, the short backup fluff fic?) is now at 3.6k. I'm in sight of the ending. So close I can taste it. It's breaking 4k for sure. What is WRONG with me?
Fic #2 is complete at 4,007 words. I'll go ahead and post it so the exchange mods know not to worry about my recipient. Then I'll get my ideas in order for the remainder of fic #1 (which surely won't be too much longer) and go make bacon and cinnamon rolls for the people who actually slept around here.
Well. Guess who SEVERELY underestimated herself? I wrote 992 words in the first writing session, all for one fic. They're going to fuck in both fics, I've decided, but fic #2 will be more of a softcore fuck I'm certain the recipient will like. In light of my failure to estimate my capabilities, I will eat one Pop-Tart and watch one Taskmaster task, reserving the other rewards for when I'm further along in the second fic.
1.8K now, still all in fic #2, which was meant to be the backup. At least I'm solidly in the clear? Obviously I've not gotten to the actual sex. I'm going to eat another Pop-Tart. Fuck it.
Finally started fic #1 lmao. It's at 742 words and I AM at the actual sex. It's designed to actually stay around 1k, because I've learned from the behemoth fic #2 is threatening to become. I call that a Taskmaster break.
Fic #2 (you remember, the short backup fluff fic?) is now at 3.6k. I'm in sight of the ending. So close I can taste it. It's breaking 4k for sure. What is WRONG with me?
Fic #2 is complete at 4,007 words. I'll go ahead and post it so the exchange mods know not to worry about my recipient. Then I'll get my ideas in order for the remainder of fic #1 (which surely won't be too much longer) and go make bacon and cinnamon rolls for the people who actually slept around here.
I'll update as I go, but I do not have long at all and it's already a pinch hit! So feel free to poke me in the comments if I don't show signs of life.
